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Last Words Game

Unread postby Dana » 19 Nov 2013 14:07

Very simple and fun game.

You are given a scenario that you're about to die, and you have to respond to the situation with your last words before you die. Then you give the person below you their dreaded moment , and so on and so on.

I'll start:

You are about to be fed to the sharks. Any last words?

Can i at least call my lawyer first?
And go.....


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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby David » 19 Nov 2013 14:22

So morbid. I'm game.

I don't even know how to swim very well, I guess that doesn't matter anymore.


Next, you live in an apartment and your next door neighbor fell asleep on the couch with a lit cigarette. Too bad the batteries in your smoke detector died last week.


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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby dlcramer » 02 Mar 2015 07:58

I bet hell isn't this hot.

You are in a car headed for a cliff and list all control of steering and breaks...



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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby Adams19 » 02 Mar 2015 16:39

Son of a bitch...I just had a new stereo system installed...I better crank it up before I hit the bottom...

You are visiting New York...while walking the streets, you hear someone yell "look out"...clearly it is too late. A baby grand piano is falling from a high rise apartment and is going to take you out.

dlcramer wrote:I bet hell isn't this hot.

You are in a car headed for a cliff and list all control of steering and breaks...


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Unread postby Cora » 03 Mar 2015 21:41

I knew those piano lessons in 4th grade would come back to haunt me somehow....



Next: The fireworks factory next door has started sizzling and popping. You shrug it off, but before you know it, it sounds like the grand finale on the 4th of July.


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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby dlcramer » 04 Mar 2015 06:38

The fireworks factory next door has started sizzling and popping. You shrug it off, but before you know it, it sounds like the grand finale on the 4th of July.

Just not the same without Neil Diamond's "Coming to America" playing in the background.


Next: Your are thw at shark exhibit of the local aquarium and the glass between you and thousands of gallons of water full of sharks breaks.



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Unread postby sickestpup » 05 Mar 2015 05:01

It seems my life has come to a FINish...(Get it...)

Next: You're on an airplane when the pilot comes over the speaker saying we've lost all control. We're going down...into a volcano.



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Unread postby dlcramer » 15 Apr 2015 14:26

sickestpup wrote:It seems my life has come to a FINish...(Get it...)

Next: You're on an airplane when the pilot comes over the speaker saying we've lost all control. We're going down...into a volcano.


Where is Joe?


Next: you are on a tour bus at the Grand Canyon. The bus driver passes out and you are headed for the edge.



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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby Cora » 20 Apr 2015 11:18

Huh.....and we didn't think we'd be flying this tour. :surprised:


You're walking on the side of the road and a rogue manure truck is barreling toward you with no hope of getting out of the way.


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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby Dana » 20 Apr 2015 15:52

Oh sh*t!!!

You 're running in the forest and you run smack into a bees nest.


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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby dlcramer » 23 Apr 2015 07:50

Oh man, this is gonna sting like a B!

You go skydiving, go to pull the rip cord, but realize your "chute" is really just a backpack with a sheet.



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Re: Last Words Game

Unread postby SpiralingSoul » 19 May 2016 11:01

Aw, chute!

You're being chased by a posse of Shrimp Trumpeteers. They manage to catch up to you and deafen you to death with their trumpets.


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