Corrupt a Wish

[Brianna]

Granted, but now there are less minutes in an hour.

I wish I was at a concert

[chandra]

granted, but there's an oompa loompa standing next to you, singing and dancing the whole time

i wish my cats could talk

[RenzoN]

Granted, Your cats are now talking 24/7 but in a language you don't understand

I wish my good friend wasn't going to move forever to Curacao

[chandra]

awww sad, i'm sorry
wish granted, but now your friend lives in your bathtub forever!

i wish i had some coffee, i'm sleepy

[DKrebs]

Granted but now you're super hyper, can't sleep and have to get up early

I wish I could play slap bass as well as Flea!

[chandra]

granted, but now every time you put your bass down, you can't control your hands, they just keep bass slapping..........which causes issues for you when you try to eat soup and brush your teeth!

i wish i still had my old furby

[Admiral Snackbar]

Granted, but it's life size and dressed like a serial killer

I wish I could swim

[DKrebs]

(As a lifeguard/swim instructor this one made me chuckle ^.^)
Granted, now you can swim, but your stroke is awful therefore you appear to be drowning causing lifeguards to go after you wherever you go...

I wish I were in Germany right now... :/

[chandra]

granted, but now Germany is being attacked by giant snails!

i wish driving weren't so hard :/

[Snowmonkies]

granted but now your legs are turned to jello
I wish school days would go by a little quicker

[Admiral Snackbar]

Granted! But now homework takes 3x longer

I wish it were 2022 so I could finally be done with all of my schooling

[Skinwalker]

Granted but now you have terrible work hours.

I wish I could have him back next to me. I miss him so much. (He took his life 5 years ago.)

[Admiral Snackbar]

Granted but, he is in perfect health and everything is normal
(yeah, I'm not corrupting that)

I wish for more sick puppies fans as friends

[Skinwalker]

Thanks and Granted, but that's all you have in common and it gets irritating after a while.

I wish that I could live my dreams.

[DKrebs]

Granted all you have are nightmares (sorry had to corrupt it)

I wish that I didn't have to put on a roof or change the septic tank to my house >.<

[Skinwalker]

Granted but now your yard is full of poop and you have no roof.

I wish I could stand up to my parents for once.

[Snowmonkies]

Granted, everything goes awesome, but now your feet are extremely tired
I wish for a Krispy Kreme donut. The shops are not at all common where I live

[Admiral Snackbar]

Granted, but it's a little too "crispy". It's burnt as black as charcoal.

I wish I could play guitar like Buckethead

[dlcramer]

Granted, but you are now alrergic to the guitar strings and your fingers break out in blisters every time you touch them.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[ThePretender87]

Granted, but then you get a call you don't get payed for the rest of the month.

I wish I had a perfect life. Yeah, take that society.